Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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