better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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