I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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