I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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