First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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