Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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