Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I forgot how hot balto sounded
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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