But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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