At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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