Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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