oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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