its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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