i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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