I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
