oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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