I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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