I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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