somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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