I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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