Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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