He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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