I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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