I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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