There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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