yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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