Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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