Only a mothe r could love this liver
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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