Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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