To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize