Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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