went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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