Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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