Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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