I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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