We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He passed out mid-signature
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize