Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.