I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
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the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?