I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.