you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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