best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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