so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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