I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
pop tarts are not kleenex
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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