Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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