Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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