if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
babies were throwing up all over the place
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
