Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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