Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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