The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Drunk is a universal language darling
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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