I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I need a beard to bite.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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