Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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