If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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