we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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