My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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